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smilingtroye:

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

NOTES

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theongreyjoys:

i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon 

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educashton:

i want calum to make me breakfast

educashton:

i want calum to make me breakfast

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

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kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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gayshinjis:

if u expect me to be 100% fluent in my native language u are 100% incorrect

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thegreatgherkin87:

I just spit out my coffee

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2by2handsofblue:

abbadonallhope:

bitterassfandom:

onedirectionfangirlproblems:

usa gets silver:

image

russia gets silver:

image

chinese get silver:

image

british get bronze:

image

actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!

Canada gets silver:image

ok but it’s canada

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shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

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spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

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midnight-mindpalace:

shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART