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fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

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saurlevox:

“I lit up like a Christmas Tree, Hazel Grace”

I NEVER NOTICED HIS TEAR OMG

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kitcatitalica:

iowesherlocksomuch:

fleetingpariah:

Sleeping Baby Avengers.
I just… I can’t even…
And baby Clint is holding baby Natasha’s hair.And baby Tony has a taped-on mustache.And baby Coulson moved from his spot to sleep next to baby Steve and he has a Cap doll!And baby Thor just cracks me up for some reason

and Little Loki covering his ears

BABYVENGERS I HAVE FOUND YOU AGAIN AT LAST

kitcatitalica:

iowesherlocksomuch:

fleetingpariah:

Sleeping Baby Avengers.

I just… I can’t even…

And baby Clint is holding baby Natasha’s hair.
And baby Tony has a taped-on mustache.
And baby Coulson moved from his spot to sleep next to baby Steve and he has a Cap doll!
And baby Thor just cracks me up for some reason

and Little Loki covering his ears

BABYVENGERS I HAVE FOUND YOU AGAIN AT LAST

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yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

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catboi:

hippyveganchick:

fffcuk:

lzbth:

‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago

it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact

let’s begin the feast (✿)

*hides*

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18th April 1993; Happy 21st Birthday Nathan James Sykes.

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mishas-assbutts:

Favorite facebook questions [x]

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MEET 
     
THE WANTED

Inspired & heavily influenced by winnie

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Jaythan, I’ve missed you.